Submitter: Burger Joint Employee
Message: We had a pair of strange customers come in today. The short-haired one asked why there wasn't a patty in the burger. I answered following the pink-haired customer's instructions to the letter, telling her that it was a new reduced co— oh, I mean weight loss burger. The short-haired customer replied "A burger is a burger. There has to be a patty in between the buns, even if it's a weight loss burger." And she made me put the patty back. But, I... I only received the money for two buns?!
